DECONOMICS RECORDS

There are certain facts which have come to light regarding Lex.

FACT: Lex has "officially, professionally" done everything.
FACT: Lex is the reclusive "lost member" of the Dojo.
FACT: Up to this point in his career, Lex has only written or contributed to one song that has seen official release.
FACT: Lex has slept on the front yard of Paul's apartment building.
FACT: Lex has a recorded collection of 35 of his own farts on his old cellular phone.
FACT: Lex would buy that for a dollar.
FACT: Mike has seen Lex sing karaoke. He (Jesus) may have wept.
FACT: : Lex couldn't agree with you more if he did so less.
FACT: Lex can change the brake pads on a Chevrolet Malibu
IN CONCLUSION: Revaluation of all values!
FACT: Lex gives no credence to contextual chronology.
FACT: Lex's favourite hole cards are Q 5 suited.
FACT: Lex will need a moment to tell you what note he is playing.
FACT: You are now obsessed with the density of your leg hair and its possible significance.
FACT: Lex is Antoine Roquentin's ex-girlfriend.
FACT: Yvette has witnessed Lex eat a dead spider for a dollar.
FACT: Lex would like you to answer on a 7-point scale.
FACT: Lex is probably drinking tonight.
FACT: Lex enjoys the "celebrity fetish" aspect of the music industry, but only because he hasn't earned it himself. Yet.
FACT: Lex has out-belched Margaret Thatcher (but not Eudora Welty).
FACT: Lex can't believe you read his entire artist bio, and now owes you a hug.

Given the information revealed by these facts, you would do well to pay heed to (something).